Elvis Presley: The Truth Behind The Legend

See through the lies! It’s now or never!

Keeping the Secret

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It is at this point that I must admit to being fearful for my life.  Were it not for the relative anonymity of the World Wide Web, I would probably be dead already.  In addition to his penchant for mass murder, Elvis has also either killed or ordered the deaths of everybody who ever discovered his secret and attempted to go public during the past thirty years, including:

  • Nancy Spungen & Sid Vicious (1978 & 1979): killed by Illuminatus Michael “Rockets Redglare” Morra.
  • John Lennon (1980): assassinated by Illuminati sleeper agent Mark David Chapman after Lennon found out about the murder and replacement of his friend, Paul McCartney.
  • Bob Marley (1981): died of cancer artificially induced by Elvis.
  • John Belushi (1982): murdered via drug overdose, Elvis’ personal specialty.
  • Space Shuttle Challenger (1983): astronauts planned to broadcast Elvis’ secret to the world from orbit.  He planted the explosives himself.
  • Kurt Cobain (1994): shot in the face by Elvis.
  • Tupac Shakur (1996): shot by Elvis in a drive-by.
  • Chris Farley (1997): another murder-by-drugs.
  • Princess Diana & Dodi Al-Fayed (1997): Elvis sabotauged their brakes and informed the paparazi of their whereabouts.
  • John F. Kennedy Jr. (1999): Elvis tampered with Kennedy’s airplane and paid off the authorities to overlook the sabotauge.
  • Anna Nicole Smith (2007): Elvis, the real father of her daughter Dannielynn, killed her with a drug overdose.
  • Benazir Bhutto ( 2008 ): assassinated by Elvis after a campaign rally.
  • Brad Renfro ( 2008 ): given a drug overdose by Elvis.
  • Heath Ledger ( 2008 ): another overdose. 

This is but a sampling of Elvis’ recent crimes; new details emerge every day.  Some say his power has corrupted him.  Others say it was brain damage or another effect of the revival process.  Still others say he was simply born evil, and it simply took forty years to truly manifest.  No one says these things aloud, however, without being promptly silenced. 

But much of Elvis’ power depends on the shroud of secrecy surrounding his continued existence.  Without that, he would be considerably weakened.  So spread the word!  It’s up to all of you to save the world, one open mind at a time.  Elvis may try, but he cannot kill us all.  And he cannot kill our message.

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Written by elvistruth

March 17, 2008 at 1:28 am

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  1. Sorry, but out of all the conspiracy theories I’ve ever come across, this one has got to be the dumbest and most ridiculous of them all.

    John P.

    February 15, 2012 at 2:37 pm

  2. If it is true Paul McCartney was killed in 1962 wouldn’t John Lennon have known it wasn’t the same Paul that he had been working with & for fame sake the boys of the band were to stay quiet about the truth? Maybe it was in 1980 that John found out Paul was murdered & not really an accident & by who it was done?? It seems anything is possible when you are dealing with CRAZY. Has anyone noticed the blogger has never posted anything after Aug 2008? Yet in his last post he was planning to post more & he was also in fear of his life. I would just say let us keep our eyes open & God will manifest the Truth to all of this.

    Christina

    September 12, 2014 at 4:13 pm


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