Elvis Presley: The Truth Behind The Legend

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Keeping the Secret

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It is at this point that I must admit to being fearful for my life.  Were it not for the relative anonymity of the World Wide Web, I would probably be dead already.  In addition to his penchant for mass murder, Elvis has also either killed or ordered the deaths of everybody who ever discovered his secret and attempted to go public during the past thirty years, including:

  • Nancy Spungen & Sid Vicious (1978 & 1979): killed by Illuminatus Michael “Rockets Redglare” Morra.
  • John Lennon (1980): assassinated by Illuminati sleeper agent Mark David Chapman after Lennon found out about the murder and replacement of his friend, Paul McCartney.
  • Bob Marley (1981): died of cancer artificially induced by Elvis.
  • John Belushi (1982): murdered via drug overdose, Elvis’ personal specialty.
  • Space Shuttle Challenger (1983): astronauts planned to broadcast Elvis’ secret to the world from orbit.  He planted the explosives himself.
  • Kurt Cobain (1994): shot in the face by Elvis.
  • Tupac Shakur (1996): shot by Elvis in a drive-by.
  • Chris Farley (1997): another murder-by-drugs.
  • Princess Diana & Dodi Al-Fayed (1997): Elvis sabotauged their brakes and informed the paparazi of their whereabouts.
  • John F. Kennedy Jr. (1999): Elvis tampered with Kennedy’s airplane and paid off the authorities to overlook the sabotauge.
  • Anna Nicole Smith (2007): Elvis, the real father of her daughter Dannielynn, killed her with a drug overdose.
  • Benazir Bhutto ( 2008 ): assassinated by Elvis after a campaign rally.
  • Brad Renfro ( 2008 ): given a drug overdose by Elvis.
  • Heath Ledger ( 2008 ): another overdose. 

This is but a sampling of Elvis’ recent crimes; new details emerge every day.  Some say his power has corrupted him.  Others say it was brain damage or another effect of the revival process.  Still others say he was simply born evil, and it simply took forty years to truly manifest.  No one says these things aloud, however, without being promptly silenced. 

But much of Elvis’ power depends on the shroud of secrecy surrounding his continued existence.  Without that, he would be considerably weakened.  So spread the word!  It’s up to all of you to save the world, one open mind at a time.  Elvis may try, but he cannot kill us all.  And he cannot kill our message.


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March 17, 2008 at 1:28 am

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The Age of Atrocities

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Even before Elvis seized control of the Illuminati in 1980, the scientists at Area 51 had been developing virulent diseases and weapons of mass destruction, but it was only under Presley’s leadership that these discoveries saw the light of day.  One of his first orders as leader was the deployment of their most powerful biological weapon: the human immunodeficiency virus, also known as HIV.  The fact that his target of choice for this epidemic was in the jungles of Africa seems to suggest that his progenitor’s propensity for ethnic cleansing is hard-coded into the very DNA.

Elvis would repeat this effort in recent years when he released a newly-designed disease known as Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (or SARS) in China in 2002.  In both cases, the diseases eventually made their way back to American and caused greater harm than was originally intended.  The Illuminati-owned pharmaceutical companies, however, have thrived in the wake of such outbreak, while those owned by the Freemasons have struggled to survive.

The SARS Panic
(SARS Panic in the media.)

But by far the most shocking atrocity perpetrated by Elvis and the Illuminati was the so-called terrorist attack of September 11, 2001.  Since their construction, the heart of Freemasonry’s financial power base had been the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center, developed by the Rockefellers in the 1960s, and their destruction — coupled with the precision strike on Freemason offices in the Pentagon — severely crippled the organization’s ability to influence the government and the business world.  The attack was blamed on Al Qaeda, the Middle Eastern wing of Freemasonry, and George W. Bush, answering directly to Elvis, subsequently led America into two consecutive wars in the that troubled region to cover up the truth and distract his own citizens from the gradual dismantling of civil liberties here in America.

Mission Accomplished
(Yes, but WHOSE mission?)

If the balance of power does not shift soon, the Illuminati could find themselves wielding unprecedented levels of power within the next 5-10 years.  By 2020 we could very well see Elvis Presley emerge as the leader of the long-feared One World Government and declare all our God-given freedoms null and void.  By the time that happens, it will be far too late, but right here and now, we have a chance to effect change, if we can only get the word out.

ADDENDUM: It should be noted that the World Trade Center attack of 9/11 was not the first time Elvis attempted to destroy the buildings.  In 1993, he drove a truck carrying a 1,500-lb bomb into the parking garage below Tower One, and detonated the explosive.  Using a combination of blackmail and brainwashing, Elvis placed the blame on a group of Islamic terrorists led by Ramzi Yousef, and moved on to planning his next major attack (the Oklahoma City Bombing two years later).

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March 9, 2008 at 6:40 pm

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