Elvis Presley: The Truth Behind The Legend

See through the lies! It’s now or never!

The Return of the King

with 14 comments

I know what you’re thinking: that I’m about to claim that Elvis did not die, that he faked his death and ran away to a life of anonymity.  That’s the most common claim made about Elvis post-1977, but it’s simply not true, and quite a ridiculously assumption.  No, Elvis really did die.  His body was discovered by his fiancée, Ginger Alden, and he was declared dead on arrival at the Baptist Memorial Hospital.  Medical Examiner Jerry Francisco — an Illuminatus — was brought in to perform an autopsy on the late King of Rock and Roll, but instead he secretly shipped the body across country to the Illuminati research facility at Groom Lake, Nevada, commonly known as Area 51.

Area 51 in the 1960s
(Area 51 as it appeared
in the 1960s)

In addition to a vast array of experimental airplanes, the scientists at Area 51 had developed a wide variety of advanced technology that they’d chosen to withhold from the public.  Among these developments were the perfection of cryogenics, and a homeopathic formula capable of returning recently deceased flesh to life.  When Elvis’ body arrived at Area 51, the scientists defrosted a cryogenic chamber that contained the preserved remains of Adolf Hitler (obtained from the Fuhrer’s bunker in 1945), and performed a blood transfusion between this man and the late Elvis, infusing the blood with the life-giving formula in the process.

The next morning, Elvis awoke in an Area 51 infirmary, connected to a variety of IVs and machines that worked on rebuilding his damaged body and removing the years of toxins from his system.  It was not until several weeks later, however, that he regained the ability to speak, and it became clear that his personality had been darkened by the experience.  In the meantime, Illuminati plastic surgeons elsewhere in the complex worked extensively on the body of kidnapped Freemason and labor leader Jimmy Hoffa, altering the dead man’s facial features to resemble that of Elvis.  Once this surgery was finished, Hoffa’s body was shipped to Dr. Francisco and later buried in Elvis’ grave.

Jimmy Hoffa
(Jimmy Hoffa in life)

It would take years of rehabilitation to return Elvis to his previous form, but by 1980 he found himself among the highest ranks in the organization, and one of the most powerful men in the world.  And the actions he has committed with this power will shock and appall you….

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Written by elvistruth

February 26, 2008 at 12:30 am

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. Are you fucking kidding???

    john volkens

    November 20, 2008 at 9:39 pm

  2. How do you know this?

    E

    January 27, 2010 at 2:30 am

    • if elvis is alive he better know the lord thy father who is in heaven if I was elvis I would be watch because god don’t like playing games some day we will all stand before him his eyes are burning fire and his hair as white as snow and his feet are like brass so play around may god help us all thou the end of time sign della

      della

      August 12, 2013 at 3:14 am

  3. What are your sources of this information. Are they credible?

    Paul Lambert

    May 8, 2010 at 9:02 am

  4. this cant be truth!

    bobby

    October 7, 2010 at 7:00 pm

  5. You speak truth, I know, for I am apart of the illuminati

    bobella

    January 10, 2012 at 10:04 pm

  6. Comedy gold.

    Shooglenifty

    March 1, 2012 at 8:31 pm

  7. Entirely possible. I have met area 51 researcher, builder and consultant, of sorts. Not only would my contact verify, but you have the Illuminati member above who verifies as well. Truth can be surprising.

    janusd

    April 21, 2012 at 5:16 am

    • you really think shes an illuminati member? YOu really think someone from a high secret society (who doesnt even call themselves the illuminati by the way) would go on some little thread site and say that? You’re all stupid.

      Rich Gomes-Villani

      May 19, 2012 at 12:22 pm

  8. This world is so horrendous, every day Im appalled by what I see, it could be true. We have to pray that God and good angels help us.

    Celeste

    July 14, 2012 at 11:11 pm

  9. hahaha no one can ressurect anyone except God of the muslims or by His wills. you too are the part of this fucking society who is back of all mischief in todays world all Muslims know about your plans and you are trying to kill all our learned (masters in islamic studies) just because you are afraid .But listen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you can see all of the history the good has always won. And your false god will be killed by jesus who will come again. This is told to us by our Prophet (pbuh) who is last messenger

    Saad Aleem

    July 28, 2012 at 7:51 am

  10. Tru

    Pretybrnjewels

    July 4, 2014 at 7:48 pm

  11. So tru.. Saad Aleem

    Pretybrnjewels

    July 4, 2014 at 7:51 pm


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