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The Return of the King

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I know what you’re thinking: that I’m about to claim that Elvis did not die, that he faked his death and ran away to a life of anonymity.  That’s the most common claim made about Elvis post-1977, but it’s simply not true, and quite a ridiculously assumption.  No, Elvis really did die.  His body was discovered by his fiancée, Ginger Alden, and he was declared dead on arrival at the Baptist Memorial Hospital.  Medical Examiner Jerry Francisco — an Illuminatus — was brought in to perform an autopsy on the late King of Rock and Roll, but instead he secretly shipped the body across country to the Illuminati research facility at Groom Lake, Nevada, commonly known as Area 51.

Area 51 in the 1960s
(Area 51 as it appeared
in the 1960s)

In addition to a vast array of experimental airplanes, the scientists at Area 51 had developed a wide variety of advanced technology that they’d chosen to withhold from the public.  Among these developments were the perfection of cryogenics, and a homeopathic formula capable of returning recently deceased flesh to life.  When Elvis’ body arrived at Area 51, the scientists defrosted a cryogenic chamber that contained the preserved remains of Adolf Hitler (obtained from the Fuhrer’s bunker in 1945), and performed a blood transfusion between this man and the late Elvis, infusing the blood with the life-giving formula in the process.

The next morning, Elvis awoke in an Area 51 infirmary, connected to a variety of IVs and machines that worked on rebuilding his damaged body and removing the years of toxins from his system.  It was not until several weeks later, however, that he regained the ability to speak, and it became clear that his personality had been darkened by the experience.  In the meantime, Illuminati plastic surgeons elsewhere in the complex worked extensively on the body of kidnapped Freemason and labor leader Jimmy Hoffa, altering the dead man’s facial features to resemble that of Elvis.  Once this surgery was finished, Hoffa’s body was shipped to Dr. Francisco and later buried in Elvis’ grave.

Jimmy Hoffa
(Jimmy Hoffa in life)

It would take years of rehabilitation to return Elvis to his previous form, but by 1980 he found himself among the highest ranks in the organization, and one of the most powerful men in the world.  And the actions he has committed with this power will shock and appall you….

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February 26, 2008 at 12:30 am

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Kill the King

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In the weeks following J. Edgar Hoover’s death, a sympathetic Illuminati insider (later revealed to be presidential speechwriter Ben Stein) informed Elvis of a secret investigation being undertaken by Richard Nixon in regards to the FBI director’s death.  It seemed that Nixon had been in the process of defecting to the Freemasons when Elvis killed Hoover – in fact, it turned out that Hoover’s order for Elvis to kill Nixon had actually been part of Hoover’s plot to turn Nixon into a double agent by sacrificing Elvis.  So, in the summer of 1972, Elvis, with the help of his insiders, leaked incriminating information on the Watergate Scandal to Washington Post reporters Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein.  Associate Director of the FBI (and Illuminati spy) William Mark Felt, Sr. would later claim to be the informant known as “Deep Throat”, to remove speculation from the case.

Watergate Complex
(The infamous Watergate
building)

These actions, unfortunately, did not prevent the truth about Hoover’s death from spreading among fellow Freemasons, including most of Elvis’s entourage, known as the “Memphis Mafia.”  The “Mafia” was an ever-changing group of friends and yes-men who had kept Elvis company since the mid-50s, each of them hand-picked by his manager, the Illuminatus “Colonel” Tom Parker.  Unbeknownst to Elvis, however, Parker was actually yet another double agent in the employ of the late Hoover, and had stocked Elvis’ entourage with similar agents. 

The Memphis Mafia
(Elvis, pictured here
with the Memphis Mafia)

The Memphis Mafia spent the next five years keeping Elvis subdued, feeding him drugs that kept him disoriented and overweight.  He struggled to keep up his former life, performing stage shows and spending time with beautiful women, but eventually the poisons became too much for him.  Elvis Presley died in August 17, 1977, murdered by Freemasons in retaliation for the death of J. Edgar Hoover.

His story, however, does not end there….

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February 19, 2008 at 10:44 pm

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The Heavy Burden of Hard Living

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While enjoying a successful comeback in his music career in the late 1960s, Elvis maintained his anti-Illuminati assassination work with J. Edgar Hoover, carrying out the killing of the original Paul McCartney in 1966 and the drug-related murders in 1970 of Illuminati-affiliated musicians Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin.  Later that year, J. Edgar Hoover encouraged Elvis to assassinate President Richard Nixon in what would have likely been a suicide mission.  Though Elvis came close, he changed his mind at the last moment and pretended the handgun he brought was a gift. He then made up a story about wanting to dismantle “hippie culture” and to become a “Federal Agent at Large” in the war against drugs until Nixon regarded him as merely eccentric.

Elvis and Nixon
(Elvis Presley and
Richard Nixon)

Hoover was furious at Elvis’ disobedience, but valued his pupil too much to carry a grudge.  So they continued their assault on other popular musicians of the day.  Notably, in July of 1971, Elvis killed Doors vocalist Jim Morrison with a heroin overdose, and used an experimental heart-damaging poison, developed by Hoover, to kill Louis Armstrong. 

By this point, Elvis’ mounting body count began to take its toll on the 36-year-old singer, and he drowned his frustrations with sex and drugs.  His violent double life also began to spill over into his public persona, as he nearly murdered Mike Stone, a karate instructor who had been sleeping with Elvis’ wife, Priscilla.  The strain of Elvis’ darkening personality led the couple to separate in February of 1972, largely because Elvis was afraid of what he might do if he ever lost control.  Meanwhile, Hoover’s assassination requests were more and more frequently declined.

Mike Stone
(Mike Stone,
Priscilla’s lover)

On May 1st, Elvis came to see Hoover one final time, to return all the assassination tools the FBI director had given him.  Elvis wanted out of their arrangement, but Hoover wouldn’t allow it.  They argued for more than an hour, and when the topic of discussion turned to Elvis’ late mother, Hoover accidentally let slip a secret he’d kept to himself for fourteen years: Hoover, himself, had been the one responsible for Gladys Presley’s death, not the Illuminati.  In a rage, Elvis injected Hoover with the same experimental drug he’d used on Louis Armstrong the previous summer. 

Hoover was found dead the following morning, but this would not be the end of his influence on Elvis’ life….

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February 12, 2008 at 3:21 pm

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The King of Shock and Awe

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In January of 1961, less than a year after Elvis left the army, yet another Illuminatus took office as President of the United States, and he proved to be proved to be their brightest star ever.  While Elvis served the Illuminati for the time being by placating the masses with music and Hollywood movies, John F. Kennedy prepared to lead the nation into a “new frontier.”  J. Edgar Hoover, realizing that Kennedy’s success would spell certain doom for the Freemasons, concocted a plan to remove the popular Commander in Chief from office. 

John F. Kennedy and J. Edgar Hoover
(John F. Kennedy &
J. Edgar Hoover)

In the summer of 1962, at Hoover’s suggestion, Elvis began a clandestine affair with Kennedy’s mistress, the Hollywood star Marilyn Monroe.  That August, Elvis used his knowledge of drugs to give Monroe a dosage of barbiturates sufficient to poison the actress, and planted evidence around her bedroom pointing to John F. Kennedy as the killer.  Before the police could find the evidence, however, the Illuminati removed everything incriminating and made it look like a suicide.  Hoover and Elvis decided that a more direct approach would be required.

On November 22, 1963, Elvis shot John F. Kennedy from the sixth floor of the Texas Book Depository and, with the help of Hoover, framed Lee Harvey Oswald for the crime, as well as for the murder of a police officer that same day.  Two days later, after Oswald had been arrested, Hoover sent fellow Freemason Jack Ruby to assassinate Oswald while the scapegoat was being transferred.  Hoover later killed Ruby, himself, to tie up the loose ends.

Assassination of Lee Harvey Oswald
(Assassination of Lee Harvey
Oswald by Jack Ruby)

It is unknown exactly how many political assassinations were planned and/or carried out by Elvis and Hoover during this period.  Some speculate that Hoover and Elvis masterminded the 1965 assassination of Malcolm X, but the evidence for that is circumstantial at best.  We do know, however, that Elvis fired the shot that killed Hoover’s long-hated nemesis, Martin Luther King Jr., in the spring of 1968, and placed the blame on James Earl Ray.  They also played a role in planning the assassination of Robert Kennedy to prevent another popular Illuminatus from rising to power.

Martin Luther King Jr.
(Yet another innocent
victim of Elvis’ wrath)

By the end of the 1960s, Elvis had settled down with wife and child, and his career was beginning its steady decline.  The Illuminati seemed to be losing faith in his charisma and star power, and were placing their focus on the new generation of rock stars, as well as a series of high-profile moon landing hoaxes.  But just as Elvis set upon the task of undermining these latest Illuminati schemes, a shocking revelation changed everything….

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February 1, 2008 at 10:02 am

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