Thirty-one years ago today, Elvis Presley was murdered by Freemasons, and shortly thereafter resurrected by the Illuminati in Area 51 to eventually become the shadow leader of the world’s largest conspiracy. From his birth in 1935 to his death in 1977 to his current reign, Elvis’s impact on world history has been vast and deep. But new information has now been uncovered suggesting his influence extended farther back than any of us could have guessed.
Archaeologists at an unnamed site in the Bavarian region of Germany recently unearthed an underground library dating back to the late 18th century. Within this library, researchers discovered a manuscript, written by Adam Weishaupt, the man widely known today as the founder of the original Illuminati. The manuscript is a memoir, of sorts, chronicling numerous visits Weishaupt received spanning his lifetime by a mysterious man who did not appear to age. Scientific testing confirmed that the book dates back approximately two hundred years, and yet it apparently describes, in detail, events as recent as 1933 and as old as pre-history.
The manuscript has decayed somewhat over the centuries and was written in German, but translation work is in progress, and in the coming weeks I will post about its contents as they are revealed to me. Surely this will mark the most startling passage in the long history of this conspiracy. Stay tuned for more of the truth.
I should not go without commenting on this story. This is standard Illuminati scapegoating. Dr. Ivins contacted me last month about damning evidence he had discovered linking the 2001 anthrax attacks to the Illuminati, and had arranged to deliver the smoking gun to me in person when the news came that he’d supposedly killed himself. Obviously this was yet another in the long line of assassinations committed by Elvis. It even features his signature of the drug overdose.
Unfortunately this sort of incident appears all too often for those who know what they’re looking for. Keep your eyes open, and you will see the connections! They’re everywhere!
In the span of a week, two celebrities have been involved in separate car accidents, both of whom were lucky to have survived. First, Shia LaBeouf, star of such films as Transformers, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and the upcoming Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, seriously injured his hand in a collision involving the young actor’s pick-up truck on July 27, 2008.
And on Monday, August 5, 2008, veteran actor Morgan Freeman, star of Batman Begins, Bruce Almighty, The Dark Knight, Evan Almighty, The Shawshank Redemption, Deep Impact, Se7en, Driving Miss Daisy, and Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves, suffered a broken arm and shoulder when his car went off the road.
While none of the people involved in the crashes suffered life-threatening injuries, the fact that two high-profile celebrities nearly died in such a short span of time suggests that something else was at work here. Freeman, who has been working in Hollywood for several decades, would have had plenty of opportunities in his long career to glean some information on the Illuminati’s influence on the entertainment industry over the years, and Shia’s recent meteoric rise to fame has placed him in the ideal position to learn the truth, as well.
Were these so-called accidents an attempt to silence these two men? Or was it merely a warning, in case they decided to get out of line in the future? In either case, none of the victims are likely to speak out about the true nature of what happened. And if any of them does, Elvis will most certainly arrange more “accidents” to suppress it. We must keep a very close watch on this situation.
Did Tim Russert get too close to the truth? It may be too early to tell, but it certainly sounds a lot like Elvis’ style. Hopefully this will not frighten into silence any other members of the media who consider exposing the conspiracy.
My previous post on the controversy between Intelligent Design Creationsim and the Theory of Evolution had inspired me me to write an entry detailing the most distressing tragedy of the situation, namely the suppression of the truth about the origins of human life: Viral Descent.
Viral Descent, or VD, is the scientific theory which states that humans arose from viruses over a span of millions of years. There is considerable fossil evidence indicating that the extinction of the dinosaurs 65 million years ago was the result of a widespread viral epidemic, and it was this epidemic that birthed our species.
Much of modern life on this planet came into existence in this manner, but our ancestors were by far the most virulent. We replicated and spread first through the bite of mosquitoes and other small insects, and later via the dinosaurs’ most fundamental biological function: sexual reproduction (though some researchers argue that our ancestors were airborne, which could explain why certain water-based dinosaurs survived to this day in lakes and lochs around the world). In the 10% of the dinosaur population that did not die out from the disease, the mutagenic process that followed gradually replaced the survivors with a new species: modern humans.
The Theory of Viral Descent first came to light in the late 1970s, when the Illuminati enlisted the aid of medical researcher Robert Gallo to study samples of blood found in the stomachs of mosquitoes that had been trapped in amber — fossilized tree sap — for millions of years. This blood contained a virus, which they labelled the “Human Advancement Virus”, that bore startling similarities to our own DNA. No exact matches, of course, but all the building blocks for our species existed within the virus. The research had the potential to change our understanding of our place in the world entirely, but the Illuminati had darker plans for this knowledge.
Although they had already been experimenting with the virus in human subjects since the mid-1950s in Africa, it was not until Elvis came to power that the viral research program became a bioweapon program, and the virus took a new name: the Human Immunodeficiency Virus. Gallo, along with French virologist Luc Montagnier, kept the public misinformed on the true nature of the virus as it spread far more quickly than any of the scientists involved had anticipated.
The Theory of Viral Descent answers questions that most people do not want answered. It paints a picture of our origins that is far less glamorous and far more sinister than either mainstream alternative. But the truth is far more important than any comfort or pride a lie provides. Accepting reality is our only chance to rise above our destructive beginnings and defeat the looming threat of the Illuminati’s complete conquest.
In a startling move, Elvis Presley’s long-time ally and co-conspirator Ben Stein has broken ranks to openly challenge one the Illuminati’s most pervasive machinations: the Theory of Evolution. In a film titled Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, set to be released on April 18, 2008, Stein exposes the vast control the Illuminati holds over the scientific community and education system. Though all references to Elvis and the Illuminati have reportedly been expunged from the film, the core message remains: that ever since its conception, Darwin’s theory of evolution by natural selection has been responsible most of the worst atrocities of the 19th, 20th, and 21st Century.
For many years, the Illuminati has held sway over science with its so-called Theory, and has consistently resisted all attempts to weaken its control. Recent decades, however, have seen an upswing in the conflict between Evolution and its alternatives. In 1990, the Freemasons secretly founded a front organization known as the Discovery Institute, ostensibly to function as an educational foundation for the promotion of the Theory of Intelligent Design (which insists that life on earth was created by an extraterrestrial agent). In reality, the Institute’s primary objective is to wrest control of the scientific community from the iron grip of the Illuminati.
The Illuminati, however, has maintained their power in the scientific arena, and has been systematically removing Freemason scientists (as well as independent critics) from positions of authority. It is these injustices that Ben Stein’s movie has chosen to spotlight, detailing (at great personal risk) a few of the abuses of power committed by the Illuminati. Why he chose to defect to Freemasonry is yet to be determined, but rumor has it that tension had long been brewing between Presley and Stein over what happened to Richard Nixon more than thirty years ago.
Whatever the case, Stein’s film is the closest anyone has come to exposing the real truth to the world. In addition to covering the persecution of scientists, Expelled also reveals damning links between Darwinism and Nazism, eugenics and the Holocaust (though no mention is made of the links to the genetic experiments that led to the birth of Elvis, presumably for fear of violent reprisals). Featuring cutting edge animation and interviews with several prominent Illuminati spokesmen, the film is a moving and disturbing vision of what really goes on behind the scenes in the science community.
Elvis has not taken this assault lying down, however. He has sent Illuminati agents on missions to infiltrate and disrupt test screenings of the film, and he has also commissioned a slanderous website attempting to expose Expelled as a piece of propaganda rather than a stark presentation of the facts. While I am loathe to celebrate the actions of any conspiracy, the Freemasons are definitely the lesser of two evils in this instance, and I wish them all the best of luck in their endeavours to dislodge this foothold that Elvis and the Illuminati have forged in society.
It is at this point that I must admit to being fearful for my life. Were it not for the relative anonymity of the World Wide Web, I would probably be dead already. In addition to his penchant for mass murder, Elvis has also either killed or ordered the deaths of everybody who ever discovered his secret and attempted to go public during the past thirty years, including:
Nancy Spungen & Sid Vicious (1978 & 1979): killed by Illuminatus Michael “Rockets Redglare” Morra.
John Lennon (1980): assassinated by Illuminati sleeper agent Mark David Chapman after Lennon found out about the murder and replacement of his friend, Paul McCartney.
Bob Marley (1981): died of cancer artificially induced by Elvis.
John Belushi (1982): murdered via drug overdose, Elvis’ personal specialty.
Space Shuttle Challenger (1983): astronauts planned to broadcast Elvis’ secret to the world from orbit. He planted the explosives himself.
Kurt Cobain (1994): shot in the face by Elvis.
Tupac Shakur (1996): shot by Elvis in a drive-by.
Chris Farley (1997): another murder-by-drugs.
Princess Diana & Dodi Al-Fayed (1997): Elvis sabotauged their brakes and informed the paparazi of their whereabouts.
John F. Kennedy Jr. (1999): Elvis tampered with Kennedy’s airplane and paid off the authorities to overlook the sabotauge.
Anna Nicole Smith (2007): Elvis, the real father of her daughter Dannielynn, killed her with a drug overdose.
Benazir Bhutto ( 2008 ): assassinated by Elvis after a campaign rally.
Brad Renfro ( 2008 ): given a drug overdose by Elvis.
Heath Ledger ( 2008 ): another overdose.
This is but a sampling of Elvis’ recent crimes; new details emerge every day. Some say his power has corrupted him. Others say it was brain damage or another effect of the revival process. Still others say he was simply born evil, and it simply took forty years to truly manifest. No one says these things aloud, however, without being promptly silenced.
But much of Elvis’ power depends on the shroud of secrecy surrounding his continued existence. Without that, he would be considerably weakened. So spread the word! It’s up to all of you to save the world, one open mind at a time. Elvis may try, but he cannot kill us all. And he cannot kill our message.